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So I had this great anticipation for this weekend knowing that I was going to have a chance to put what I learned to good use. In the spirit of the Oscars I would like to give a big thank you to all those who were instrumental in this great plan: Tobiann, TwiztedFantasies, and all the other ladies.

Unfortunately, the best laid plans, etc; etc.: My timing was bad, but as they say: "When life gives you lemon, make lemonades," so here's my story.

Interprete it as you may:

The Dreaded Red Demon

Today would be that special day,
I knew just what I had to do
And once I could get her to climb in
I would see if my aim was true.

I remembered all the advice obtained
About all the places I could go
And when our journey was over and done
My intent, by then, she would know.

All I had on my mind was to climb aboard
Whence from nowhere came a frightening roar,
The dreaded Red demon reared its deadly head
And I started running for the door.

But then the thought occurred to me
"Might there be another way?"
"Should I use the back way in
Or wait for another day?

I've heard it mentioned some times before
From one end only, the beast can see,
If from the back you climb aboard
A great ride can be had for free.

I know I've heard the tales before
Of men who've tamed that beast,
I've never been down that road before
So, I'm scared to say the least.

Believe me when I tell you friend
The red demon has a sticky hide,
Be careful where you stick your dick
It's messy; If you slip you will slide.

I'm ready to face what fortune comes
Or if it's danger, so let it be,
But I surely know if this ride I survive
I'll remember floating on the dread red sea.