*** Why do so many pictures people send us look like they just got arrested? Seriously, they have this bewildered look on their faces like it’s a police mug shot. Smile people, this is supposed to be fun😁 We would love to meet some fun, happy, outgoing people. We are completely non judgmental, easy going, laid back with hot little fantasies. Let’s have some laughs, not be too serious and simply have a great time together😁 1, Please, be clean, respectful, laid back, educated, funny , professional & nice. 2, No long scraggly beards, no gross crap under your finger nails. No one over 50. Be well put together, clean and articulate. We are very attractive and will not settle for someone just because they have a pulse. Physical attraction is obviously needed on both sides so please include photos, we will reply with the same. Your secret is completely safe with us. We haven’t met anyone to join us yet as the majority of replies seem to be from desperate people who will do anything with anyone, anywhere at any time. Again! Do not reply without photos! We will reply with several very sexy ones. We are looking for a very select white male, bi female or a couple between 35 and 50 years old. NO PICTURE, NO REPLY. She is 5’ 4” 125lbs, sexy smooth and simply put, gorgeous! He is 6’ 225, very, very handsome and a true gentleman. Both are well educated, extremely well mannered , professional, laid back and funny as can be.

My Ideal Person First, if you’re a man (married preferably) be well put together. Don’t send a picture of yourself or cock showing disgusting floor tile with cheese growing in the joints. Don’t have crud under your finger nails. Don’t have a plaid couch with rusty springs sticking out or worn off fabric where the arms used to be. Be well groomed, well put together, educated etc.