Hello Ladies I Going start by saying I love women. I think their beautiful, love hear them laugh, soft, and sex without one sucks. And you may think I'm coming off a little brash rite now but I have get something off my chest. I read a lot of profiles on here and I get a kick out of all the requirements a guy has meet even chat with you. I know not all are like this but must are 40 yrs and up. The infamous LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP So ladies you want a commitment even before the 1st date or meet what ever you wanna it. Ladies do realize that the man you are trying snag has most likely been in a troubled marriage (Agreed?) and lost more then half his sh*tto get the hell out of it. The NO ONE NIGHT STANDS is one of my favorites. Sorry to tell you this ladies but some of you don't quite look like you did when you were 25 and some should be thankful to get some. The I CAN HAVE SEX ANY TIME WANT in some cases this maybe true but its only about 6% Most women require commitment, but a guy on the other hand CAN it's just a matter of how much he wants spend per hour (cheaper in the long run most likely) THE BORN AGAIN VIRGIN again one of my favorites All I have say is who is it you think your fooling and WHY ? Now I would like list of commits a man would love hear from a women on a 1st date. 1)" Anywhere but my hair" 2)" It's my treat" 3)" I can't spend the whole night" 4) "Let me shower first" 5) And for the male ego "you were the greatest" Thank you ladies for stopping by my profile. It was meant to be humorous and hoped it made you smile a little, Too the ladies that find it offensive grow up, it's most likely the reason your alone right now